1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 3 00:01:17,244 --> 00:01:21,237 Mr. vampire 4 00:01:21,832 --> 00:01:24,665 executive producer: Leonard ho koon-cheung 5 00:01:25,294 --> 00:01:27,876 producer: Sammo hung kam-Bo 6 00:01:28,589 --> 00:01:31,831 planning: Eric tsang chi-wai, Barry wong ping-yiu 7 00:01:32,467 --> 00:01:35,334 executive planner: Jacob cheung chi-leung 8 00:01:35,804 --> 00:01:38,546 production manager: Jessica chan pui-wah 9 00:01:39,099 --> 00:01:41,886 director: Ricky lau koon-wai 10 00:01:58,619 --> 00:02:01,656 Dear uncles, brothers, and sisters, please come back for dinner. 11 00:02:06,293 --> 00:02:08,493 Anyone passing our door is also a guest. You guys first. 12 00:02:15,302 --> 00:02:16,838 Dear friends, you're welcome. 13 00:02:27,814 --> 00:02:30,351 Don't go out. When you go out, they're full of life. 14 00:02:36,073 --> 00:02:36,983 Lucky. 15 00:02:37,074 --> 00:02:40,237 If all you brothers start to wreak havoc, I wouldn't know how to catch you. 16 00:02:43,497 --> 00:02:44,703 Time to eat. 17 00:02:47,084 --> 00:02:48,290 Time to eat. 18 00:02:53,840 --> 00:02:55,125 Time to eat. 19 00:03:49,980 --> 00:03:53,313 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. 20 00:03:53,442 --> 00:03:56,980 Eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one. 21 00:03:57,446 --> 00:03:59,061 The number's right. 22 00:04:30,687 --> 00:04:31,551 Game over! 23 00:04:31,646 --> 00:04:33,637 Don't be afraid, it's me. 24 00:04:33,857 --> 00:04:34,857 You bastard! 25 00:04:35,108 --> 00:04:36,108 Look at you. 26 00:04:38,069 --> 00:04:40,936 Jeez! No need to hide! I told you it was me! 27 00:04:47,954 --> 00:04:50,240 Master, help! 28 00:04:52,751 --> 00:04:53,957 Master, help! 29 00:04:54,461 --> 00:04:56,452 - What's wrong? - Master, inside... 30 00:05:02,636 --> 00:05:04,467 Master, it's me! 31 00:05:42,968 --> 00:05:44,833 Whoa! Why're you so heavy-handed, senior? 32 00:05:45,637 --> 00:05:46,877 Broken bones! 33 00:05:52,644 --> 00:05:54,430 You don't need to, I'll do it. 34 00:06:01,903 --> 00:06:03,313 I'll do it. 35 00:06:05,490 --> 00:06:06,980 They can't feel anything! 36 00:06:07,701 --> 00:06:08,781 Dentures? 37 00:06:09,870 --> 00:06:11,280 Senior, how can it be? 38 00:06:11,371 --> 00:06:12,281 They're all broken. 39 00:06:12,372 --> 00:06:14,158 How can I explain? 40 00:06:19,421 --> 00:06:20,661 Come and help, then! 41 00:06:37,188 --> 00:06:38,553 You two guys! 42 00:06:38,648 --> 00:06:41,264 Play all you want, but don't play with my brothers! 43 00:06:41,359 --> 00:06:44,476 - Uncle, he... - Say no more! I'm leaving. 44 00:06:44,738 --> 00:06:45,944 Stay two more days. 45 00:06:46,031 --> 00:06:47,316 Senior, this... 46 00:06:47,407 --> 00:06:48,988 Hope to see you again. 47 00:06:50,118 --> 00:06:53,155 "Vast is the sky 48 00:06:53,538 --> 00:06:56,575 "boundless are the wilds" 49 00:06:56,917 --> 00:07:00,785 going home, lined up in a row. 50 00:07:01,212 --> 00:07:04,830 Step-by-step, out of the mortuary. 51 00:07:06,968 --> 00:07:08,833 Let's hit the road! 52 00:07:12,307 --> 00:07:13,888 It's really late, why're you still here? 53 00:07:13,975 --> 00:07:16,055 In a minute your aunt will ask me about you, go home! 54 00:07:26,237 --> 00:07:27,397 Uncle, I'll help you. 55 00:07:47,550 --> 00:07:48,861 - Good morning. - Uncle gau, good morning. 56 00:07:48,885 --> 00:07:50,295 - So early? - Business good? 57 00:07:50,387 --> 00:07:52,031 - Good morning. - Whoa! Why're you all dressed up? 58 00:07:52,055 --> 00:07:54,046 - What's up? - Master's taking me to western tea. 59 00:07:54,265 --> 00:07:55,425 Hurry along! 60 00:08:01,690 --> 00:08:04,602 Master, can I not go with you to meet master yam? 61 00:08:04,859 --> 00:08:05,859 What's wrong? 62 00:08:05,944 --> 00:08:07,775 Have you had any arguments with master yam? 63 00:08:07,862 --> 00:08:08,862 Nol 64 00:08:08,989 --> 00:08:10,980 I don't even know what he looks like. 65 00:08:11,449 --> 00:08:13,636 It's just, I'm all grown up, and haven't tasted western tea. 66 00:08:13,660 --> 00:08:16,572 I'm afraid I'll make a fool of myself and embarrass master, that's all. 67 00:08:19,082 --> 00:08:20,601 Rarely do you think of your master's reputation. 68 00:08:20,625 --> 00:08:21,910 Good, very good! 69 00:08:22,002 --> 00:08:23,492 You're afraid of embarrassing master? 70 00:08:23,586 --> 00:08:24,871 Well, you best not go then. 71 00:08:27,424 --> 00:08:28,709 I've never had western tea. 72 00:08:28,800 --> 00:08:30,736 If I make a fool of myself, it'll be very disgraceful. 73 00:08:30,760 --> 00:08:33,126 No, I'll take man choi with me. 74 00:08:33,221 --> 00:08:35,883 If anyone has to be disgraced, I'll let him do it first. 75 00:08:37,726 --> 00:08:38,511 Man choi! 76 00:08:38,601 --> 00:08:40,091 I'm over here! 77 00:08:43,398 --> 00:08:44,433 Master, you called me? 78 00:08:44,607 --> 00:08:46,347 Now, seeing as you're so well-behaved today, 79 00:08:46,443 --> 00:08:49,355 I'm taking you in to enlighten you on how to have western tea. 80 00:08:49,446 --> 00:08:50,606 Great... 81 00:08:50,822 --> 00:08:51,982 Let's go. 82 00:08:59,205 --> 00:09:01,161 Sir, do you have a reservation? 83 00:09:01,499 --> 00:09:02,499 I don't. 84 00:09:02,542 --> 00:09:04,498 Didn't yam fat make a reservation for us? 85 00:09:04,919 --> 00:09:06,455 Master yam? Please follow me. 86 00:09:06,546 --> 00:09:07,786 Please. 87 00:09:10,759 --> 00:09:11,874 This way. 88 00:09:15,930 --> 00:09:16,760 Please. 89 00:09:16,848 --> 00:09:17,848 - Uncle gau. - Master yam. 90 00:09:17,932 --> 00:09:19,263 How are you? Please sit. 91 00:09:19,350 --> 00:09:20,260 - Greet master yam. - Master yam. 92 00:09:20,351 --> 00:09:22,262 That's alright, have a seat. 93 00:09:22,353 --> 00:09:23,353 Please sit. 94 00:09:23,438 --> 00:09:25,332 I hear your daughter has returned from the capital. 95 00:09:25,356 --> 00:09:26,436 Didn't you come together? 96 00:09:26,524 --> 00:09:29,357 That girl? She finished studying cosmetology. 97 00:09:29,444 --> 00:09:31,776 She's been teaching people everywhere since she got back. 98 00:09:31,863 --> 00:09:35,481 Jeez, seeing how ugly you look, your daughter can't be pretty! 99 00:09:35,658 --> 00:09:37,489 Speak of the devil... 100 00:09:46,544 --> 00:09:48,626 - Dad. - Greet uncle gau. 101 00:09:48,963 --> 00:09:49,998 Uncle gau. 102 00:09:50,381 --> 00:09:51,587 Sit. 103 00:09:52,759 --> 00:09:54,249 She's all grown up. 104 00:09:54,844 --> 00:09:56,630 Yeah, very grown up! 105 00:09:59,808 --> 00:10:01,173 What would you like to drink? 106 00:10:01,309 --> 00:10:02,799 - I want coffee. - Ok. 107 00:10:04,354 --> 00:10:05,764 Caw-fee? 108 00:10:05,855 --> 00:10:08,267 - Give me a cup of coffee. - I want coffee, too! 109 00:10:08,650 --> 00:10:10,311 Master, are you having anything? 110 00:10:13,363 --> 00:10:14,899 - I'll have a coffee, too. - Ok. 111 00:10:14,989 --> 00:10:18,777 Master, I don't want coffee, I want... coffee, ok? 112 00:10:18,952 --> 00:10:20,488 The order's been taken, leave it. 113 00:10:20,578 --> 00:10:23,445 Uncle gau, regarding the reburial of my late father's coffin. 114 00:10:23,540 --> 00:10:25,701 I wonder if you've chosen an auspicious day already? 115 00:10:26,084 --> 00:10:27,824 I feel that you should think it over first. 116 00:10:27,919 --> 00:10:30,376 In this type of situation, it would be better not to move him. 117 00:10:30,588 --> 00:10:32,203 I've thought it over thoroughly. 118 00:10:32,298 --> 00:10:33,959 Back then, the feng shui master, said: 119 00:10:34,050 --> 00:10:36,666 'Twenty years from now, the coffin must be reburied'. 120 00:10:36,761 --> 00:10:39,252 This will be good for us. 121 00:10:39,347 --> 00:10:41,713 You shouldn't believe what a feng shui master says! 122 00:10:41,808 --> 00:10:44,140 Then I shouldn't believe what you say! 123 00:10:44,310 --> 00:10:45,516 That's right! 124 00:10:48,022 --> 00:10:50,809 Children shouldn't interrupt adults when they're talking. 125 00:10:50,942 --> 00:10:54,184 In that case, let's prepare to rebury in three days' time, between 3 and 5 pm. 126 00:10:54,279 --> 00:10:55,894 What are we going to prepare? 127 00:10:55,989 --> 00:10:57,900 Money, of course! 128 00:10:58,158 --> 00:10:59,614 How much do you want? 129 00:11:00,368 --> 00:11:02,359 Small tokens... 130 00:11:02,495 --> 00:11:04,014 Master yam, 'millionaire' wong is here. 131 00:11:04,038 --> 00:11:05,198 He's over there. 132 00:11:05,748 --> 00:11:06,948 I'm going over to say 'hello'. 133 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:08,331 Uncle gau, as you please. 134 00:11:08,418 --> 00:11:10,704 - Look after them, serve some custard tarts. - Sure. 135 00:11:20,847 --> 00:11:23,327 Master, which of the two cups do I drink first: Black or white? 136 00:11:23,391 --> 00:11:25,006 Are you that thirsty? 137 00:11:41,534 --> 00:11:42,990 Uncle gau, my apologies. 138 00:11:43,578 --> 00:11:45,443 Coffee needs to be drunk whilst hot. 139 00:11:45,538 --> 00:11:46,903 Help yourself. 140 00:11:49,667 --> 00:11:50,827 Please. 141 00:11:53,087 --> 00:11:55,920 Uncle gau, you like drinking plain coffee? 142 00:11:57,508 --> 00:11:59,715 Yes, I like drinking plain coffee. 143 00:12:00,261 --> 00:12:02,001 Dad, I'll add milk for you. 144 00:12:02,096 --> 00:12:03,176 Good. 145 00:12:09,646 --> 00:12:11,102 Come... 146 00:12:14,192 --> 00:12:16,979 Dad, I want to buy some Rouge gouache. 147 00:12:17,070 --> 00:12:18,776 Go ahead, I'll find you in a little while. 148 00:12:22,200 --> 00:12:24,612 - Eat. - Sure! 149 00:12:24,827 --> 00:12:26,033 My pleasure. 150 00:12:26,746 --> 00:12:27,986 Have you no manners? 151 00:12:28,081 --> 00:12:30,322 Master yam, how many spoonfuls of sugar would you like? 152 00:12:30,416 --> 00:12:31,416 No need... 153 00:12:31,501 --> 00:12:33,116 You like to eat a plain tart? 154 00:12:33,211 --> 00:12:34,576 Then I'll do it myself. 155 00:12:44,430 --> 00:12:46,011 Master, it's very sweet! 156 00:12:46,432 --> 00:12:48,138 Imagine you're eating candy. 157 00:12:55,900 --> 00:12:57,515 I'm going to buy groceries now. 158 00:12:58,027 --> 00:13:00,985 Soon, a hooker from happy red court will come in to do her shopping. 159 00:13:01,072 --> 00:13:03,779 You better not bully her just because she's a prostitute. 160 00:13:03,908 --> 00:13:06,115 Got it, auntie! You go get your groceries first. 161 00:13:06,953 --> 00:13:08,180 Always charge hookers 30% extra. 162 00:13:08,204 --> 00:13:09,785 I know what to do. 163 00:13:14,460 --> 00:13:16,313 Excuse me, may I ask where can I buy Rouge gouache? 164 00:13:16,337 --> 00:13:17,668 Wow! So pretty! 165 00:13:17,755 --> 00:13:19,666 I wish she could be my wife. 166 00:13:19,841 --> 00:13:21,047 What a pity! 167 00:13:29,392 --> 00:13:31,383 Miss, please look around. 168 00:13:31,811 --> 00:13:33,893 My aunt told me you were coming. 169 00:13:33,980 --> 00:13:35,436 Who's your aunt? 170 00:13:36,149 --> 00:13:38,014 The lady you were talking to just now. 171 00:13:39,360 --> 00:13:41,772 I just asked her where I could buy Rouge gouache? 172 00:13:41,863 --> 00:13:43,273 I don't know her at all. 173 00:13:44,949 --> 00:13:46,359 Pretending? 174 00:13:47,535 --> 00:13:49,116 Never mind if you don't know my aunt. 175 00:13:49,370 --> 00:13:50,450 Try this kind of Rouge. 176 00:13:50,580 --> 00:13:51,820 It's pretty good. 177 00:13:52,999 --> 00:13:55,240 So, when did you learn to...? 178 00:13:55,335 --> 00:13:56,825 Learn to do this? 179 00:13:57,211 --> 00:13:58,917 Learning is the same as doing. 180 00:13:59,714 --> 00:14:02,126 When I was twelve, my mum taught me. 181 00:14:02,258 --> 00:14:04,294 What? Your mum taught you? 182 00:14:04,385 --> 00:14:05,500 Yes! 183 00:14:05,636 --> 00:14:07,076 Unfortunately, she died prematurely. 184 00:14:07,138 --> 00:14:09,129 So, I had to go to the capital to learn. 185 00:14:09,599 --> 00:14:11,430 This colour's so beautiful. 186 00:14:12,226 --> 00:14:13,386 How old are you now? 187 00:14:13,478 --> 00:14:14,718 Eighteen years old. 188 00:14:15,563 --> 00:14:17,474 So, she's been doing it for six years? 189 00:14:18,149 --> 00:14:20,044 Have you ever thought about when you'll stop working? 190 00:14:20,068 --> 00:14:21,068 No. 191 00:14:21,110 --> 00:14:24,728 If I'm not dead at eighty, I'll carry on doing it. 192 00:14:25,573 --> 00:14:26,733 You're not being forced? 193 00:14:26,824 --> 00:14:30,362 My goodness! This is my hobby, why would I be forced? 194 00:14:30,453 --> 00:14:32,569 All women like doing this. 195 00:14:33,039 --> 00:14:34,825 Have you ever thought about leaving? 196 00:14:34,957 --> 00:14:35,867 No. 197 00:14:35,958 --> 00:14:37,869 I want to take what I've learnt in the capital, 198 00:14:37,960 --> 00:14:39,496 and teach it to the girls here. 199 00:14:39,587 --> 00:14:41,293 They're going to love it. 200 00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:43,997 It's a good job you're happy, but you mustn't corrupt others, too! 201 00:14:44,092 --> 00:14:46,003 How can you be so backward thinking? 202 00:14:46,135 --> 00:14:49,593 It's not backward thinking, it's a question of morality. 203 00:14:49,847 --> 00:14:51,742 Let's call it a day. I won't do business with you. 204 00:14:51,766 --> 00:14:54,006 Please go back across the street to your happy red court. 205 00:14:55,144 --> 00:14:57,226 Hey, what's going on at happy red court? 206 00:14:59,690 --> 00:15:01,726 So, here you are! 207 00:15:04,153 --> 00:15:05,393 Why're you so angry? 208 00:15:09,992 --> 00:15:10,856 You've been to happy red court? 209 00:15:10,952 --> 00:15:12,817 - No. - How do you know her, then? 210 00:15:13,162 --> 00:15:15,904 She's master yam's daughter, miss ting-ting. 211 00:15:16,332 --> 00:15:17,993 What kind of place is happy red court? 212 00:15:18,626 --> 00:15:19,991 - Teahouse. - Brothel. 213 00:15:20,336 --> 00:15:21,371 What? 214 00:15:21,754 --> 00:15:22,914 - Restaurant. - Brothel. 215 00:15:23,005 --> 00:15:24,495 What did you say? 216 00:15:25,174 --> 00:15:26,209 Brothel! 217 00:15:27,802 --> 00:15:28,917 You think I'm...? 218 00:15:29,637 --> 00:15:30,637 Miss! 219 00:15:36,394 --> 00:15:39,306 - If something goes wrong... - Dad! 220 00:15:39,397 --> 00:15:40,637 I'm g 0 ing n 0 w 221 00:15:41,274 --> 00:15:42,184 my good girl! 222 00:15:42,275 --> 00:15:44,607 - Master yam. - Ting-ting... 223 00:15:46,279 --> 00:15:47,610 What the hell's going on? 224 00:15:56,330 --> 00:15:57,490 Naughty boy! 225 00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:11,710 Now, you must all pay your Sincere respects. 226 00:16:15,224 --> 00:16:16,224 Uncle gau. 227 00:16:16,601 --> 00:16:19,809 Back then, the feng shui master said, of this hard-to-find grave, 228 00:16:20,146 --> 00:16:21,886 it's a good plot. 229 00:16:22,773 --> 00:16:23,773 Correct. 230 00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:26,895 This grave is called "dragonfly touches the water lightly." 231 00:16:26,986 --> 00:16:29,819 The grave should be thirty feet in length and have the four realities. 232 00:16:29,906 --> 00:16:32,067 The width should be ten feet and have three realities. 233 00:16:32,158 --> 00:16:34,900 Therefore, the coffin may not be buried horizontally. 234 00:16:35,786 --> 00:16:37,014 It must be buried under Buddhist law. 235 00:16:37,038 --> 00:16:38,158 Very impressive, uncle Gaul! 236 00:16:38,247 --> 00:16:41,660 French burial? Master, what's a French burial? 237 00:16:41,751 --> 00:16:43,161 Is that a funeral for the French? 238 00:16:43,336 --> 00:16:44,576 French, your ass! 239 00:16:47,340 --> 00:16:49,151 Uncle gau, finished praying? Can we start digging? 240 00:16:49,175 --> 00:16:50,085 You can. 241 00:16:50,176 --> 00:16:51,291 Start work. 242 00:17:03,231 --> 00:17:05,597 Master, what exactly is a Buddhist law burial? 243 00:17:05,691 --> 00:17:09,400 What we call a Buddhist law burial is a vertical burial. 244 00:17:09,737 --> 00:17:10,817 Am I right? 245 00:17:10,905 --> 00:17:11,905 Right! 246 00:17:12,406 --> 00:17:14,317 The feng shui master said... 247 00:17:14,450 --> 00:17:16,970 "If an ancestor is buried vertically, the next generation will be fine." 248 00:17:16,994 --> 00:17:18,279 Has it been good? 249 00:17:18,955 --> 00:17:22,618 These past twenty years or so, our family business has gotten worse and worse. 250 00:17:22,708 --> 00:17:24,039 I don't know why. 251 00:17:24,627 --> 00:17:27,227 Could it be the feng shui master has a grudge against your family? 252 00:17:27,255 --> 00:17:28,586 A grudge? 253 00:17:28,965 --> 00:17:32,423 Did your father have enmity with him whilst he was alive? 254 00:17:34,595 --> 00:17:36,301 This piece of land was originally his. 255 00:17:36,389 --> 00:17:37,754 Father knew it was a good grave, 256 00:17:37,848 --> 00:17:39,463 so he bought it for a huge sum of money. 257 00:17:39,559 --> 00:17:42,175 Merely by enticement? Was there coercion? 258 00:17:44,522 --> 00:17:46,308 99% probability. 259 00:17:46,816 --> 00:17:49,086 Otherwise, why would he have played such a big trick on you? 260 00:17:49,110 --> 00:17:52,773 As payback, he had this dragonfly grave covered with cement. 261 00:17:52,947 --> 00:17:54,187 So what should we do? 262 00:17:54,282 --> 00:17:57,615 "Dragonfly touches the water lightly." It should be covered with snowflakes. 263 00:17:57,785 --> 00:18:01,653 If the coffin lid can't lightly touch water, how can the dragonfly? 264 00:18:01,747 --> 00:18:04,393 At least he had the conscience to tell you to rebury after twenty years. 265 00:18:04,417 --> 00:18:06,019 Thus, harming only half your life and not your whole life. 266 00:18:06,043 --> 00:18:08,203 Then harming your generation and not the next eighteen! 267 00:18:08,254 --> 00:18:09,369 I see jt! 268 00:18:50,004 --> 00:18:51,665 Loosen the lid, pull out the nails. 269 00:18:52,006 --> 00:18:56,090 Everyone, today grandpa yam will see the light again. 270 00:18:56,260 --> 00:18:59,844 All those aged: Thirty-six, twenty-two, 271 00:18:59,930 --> 00:19:02,171 thirty-five and forty-eight, 272 00:19:02,308 --> 00:19:05,971 born the year of the rooster or ox, turn around now to avoid. 273 00:19:10,691 --> 00:19:11,710 Everyone, straighten your clothes. 274 00:19:11,734 --> 00:19:13,019 Open the coffin. 275 00:19:32,505 --> 00:19:33,415 Dad! 276 00:19:33,506 --> 00:19:34,621 Grandpa! 277 00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:38,003 Please forgive your unfilial son for disturbing your eternal sleep. 278 00:19:40,554 --> 00:19:42,510 Uncle gau, can't we reuse this plot? 279 00:19:42,598 --> 00:19:43,867 "Dragonfly touches the water lightly", 280 00:19:43,891 --> 00:19:47,258 but never touches the same location twice. 281 00:19:47,353 --> 00:19:48,684 This grave is already wasted. 282 00:19:48,771 --> 00:19:49,886 What should we do? 283 00:19:50,189 --> 00:19:52,100 I propose on-the-spot cremation. 284 00:19:52,191 --> 00:19:53,476 Cremation? No way! 285 00:19:53,567 --> 00:19:55,603 My late father was most afraid of fire. 286 00:19:55,695 --> 00:19:57,651 I couldn't do that to him. 287 00:19:58,364 --> 00:20:00,355 Master yam, this is most unusual. 288 00:20:00,449 --> 00:20:02,815 Whatever you do is fine, as long as it's not cremation. 289 00:20:02,910 --> 00:20:04,821 Can't you think of any other way? 290 00:20:06,747 --> 00:20:09,113 Alright. He can stay in our mortuary for the time being. 291 00:20:09,291 --> 00:20:11,577 I'll help find another plot for your father tomorrow. 292 00:20:11,669 --> 00:20:12,875 So that he may rest in peace. 293 00:20:12,962 --> 00:20:15,749 Alright. Close the coffin lid and carry it back to the mortuary. 294 00:20:15,840 --> 00:20:17,876 Master yam, please go back first. 295 00:20:36,402 --> 00:20:38,255 You two, burn some plum blossom incense over the plot. 296 00:20:38,279 --> 00:20:40,279 When the burning's done, come back and let me know. 297 00:20:42,491 --> 00:20:44,402 Burn incense over all the other graves, too. 298 00:21:09,477 --> 00:21:10,557 Dead at the age of twenty? 299 00:21:10,644 --> 00:21:11,929 What a waste! 300 00:21:12,021 --> 00:21:13,386 This one's for you. 301 00:21:16,609 --> 00:21:18,520 It won't be wasted. 302 00:21:23,741 --> 00:21:25,231 Thank you. 303 00:21:32,958 --> 00:21:34,323 Look, it's burnt like this! 304 00:21:36,128 --> 00:21:38,335 Go, let's tell master! 305 00:21:39,799 --> 00:21:42,110 People fear "three long and two short" the most. 306 00:21:42,134 --> 00:21:44,591 The most fearsome joss sticks are "two short and one long". 307 00:21:44,929 --> 00:21:47,466 It's unfortunate they burnt like this. 308 00:21:50,392 --> 00:21:53,680 The family that produces these sticks, will surely have someone die. 309 00:21:54,146 --> 00:21:55,306 You mean master yam's family? 310 00:21:55,397 --> 00:21:56,682 You don't say? 311 00:21:58,734 --> 00:22:00,816 Nothing to do with me, not my problem. 312 00:22:00,945 --> 00:22:02,901 Won't master yam's daughter be affected? 313 00:22:02,988 --> 00:22:05,775 Basically, anyone with the yam name will be in trouble. 314 00:22:06,116 --> 00:22:07,116 Then, ting-ting... 315 00:22:08,702 --> 00:22:10,555 Didn't you say, "nothing to do with me, not my problem"? 316 00:22:10,579 --> 00:22:11,598 How could that be the same? 317 00:22:11,622 --> 00:22:14,059 If I save my sweetheart's life, marrying her won't be a problem. 318 00:22:14,083 --> 00:22:15,994 - Hey! - Hey! 319 00:22:16,085 --> 00:22:18,326 - Fair competition? - Fine! 320 00:22:21,549 --> 00:22:22,334 That's right, master. 321 00:22:22,424 --> 00:22:23,630 I've thought about it already. 322 00:22:23,717 --> 00:22:25,570 Why else would I ask you to carry the coffin back? 323 00:22:25,594 --> 00:22:26,834 What's wrong with the coffin? 324 00:22:27,221 --> 00:22:28,961 There's nothing wrong with the coffin. 325 00:22:29,598 --> 00:22:31,384 It's the corpse that's the problem. 326 00:22:33,227 --> 00:22:35,218 I also think something's not right. 327 00:22:35,354 --> 00:22:37,891 Yeah, it hasn't rotted in twenty years! 328 00:22:46,115 --> 00:22:47,980 Whoa! It's put on weight, too! 329 00:22:53,497 --> 00:22:54,782 Quick, cover the lid! 330 00:23:00,296 --> 00:23:01,690 Prepare paper, brush, ink, knife, and sword. 331 00:23:01,714 --> 00:23:02,874 - What? - What? 332 00:23:03,382 --> 00:23:06,374 Yellow paper, red brush, black ink, real knife, and wooden sword! 333 00:23:14,184 --> 00:23:15,970 Master, using a chicken again? 334 00:23:18,522 --> 00:23:20,058 Chicken... 335 00:23:20,149 --> 00:23:22,014 Hold this, windbag. 336 00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:56,136 Hey, what's that? 337 00:23:56,226 --> 00:23:57,591 An ink line marker. 338 00:23:58,103 --> 00:23:59,809 Master, where do we pluck? 339 00:24:00,189 --> 00:24:01,895 Pluck the ink lines over the coffin. 340 00:24:11,742 --> 00:24:13,903 Pluck over the entire coffin. 341 00:24:17,498 --> 00:24:19,329 People are divided into good and bad. 342 00:24:19,458 --> 00:24:21,494 The dead are divided into corpses and vampires. 343 00:24:21,585 --> 00:24:24,827 Not just good and bad people, but also male and female. 344 00:24:24,922 --> 00:24:27,538 I'm talking about all people, not just the bad ones! 345 00:24:30,427 --> 00:24:33,635 Old master yam is a corpse that's on the verge of becoming a vampire. 346 00:24:33,722 --> 00:24:35,553 How can a corpse turn into a vampire? 347 00:24:35,641 --> 00:24:37,757 Yeah, and how can people turn bad? 348 00:24:37,851 --> 00:24:40,843 People turn bad because they fail to live up to expectations. 349 00:24:41,105 --> 00:24:44,689 Corpses turn into vampires because they have one last breath. 350 00:24:44,775 --> 00:24:46,811 "One last breath"? What do you mean? 351 00:24:46,944 --> 00:24:52,280 When a person dies with grievances, or stress, they suffocate to death. 352 00:24:52,366 --> 00:24:56,234 They'll have a single breath accumulated in the throat. 353 00:24:56,537 --> 00:24:57,973 That means he's dead, but hasn't stopped breathing? 354 00:24:57,997 --> 00:25:00,183 That's why it's important to put on your best behaviour. 355 00:25:00,207 --> 00:25:02,185 It's vital when a person dies they breathe their last. 356 00:25:02,209 --> 00:25:05,121 If the dead don't stop breathing, then they will harm others. 357 00:25:06,088 --> 00:25:08,249 Keep plucking and stop the chatter. 358 00:25:08,340 --> 00:25:10,956 Let me know when you're done, and you mustn't overlook a pluck. 359 00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:22,225 Ok, it's done. 360 00:25:22,312 --> 00:25:23,415 Make sure you haven't missed a pluck. 361 00:25:23,439 --> 00:25:24,929 - I have. - Where? 362 00:25:25,024 --> 00:25:26,139 Herel 363 00:25:26,525 --> 00:25:27,685 you bastard! 364 00:25:27,901 --> 00:25:29,983 - Here! - Don't you run! 365 00:25:43,125 --> 00:25:45,241 Stop playing... 366 00:25:45,461 --> 00:25:46,826 Master. 367 00:25:49,548 --> 00:25:50,833 Tricking me? 368 00:25:52,676 --> 00:25:54,166 Bastard, hold this! 369 00:25:55,387 --> 00:25:56,627 You... 370 00:26:03,562 --> 00:26:04,802 You don't care about me? 371 00:26:05,314 --> 00:26:06,679 You got me into trouble. 372 00:26:06,774 --> 00:26:08,981 Who asked you to pluck the ink line marker at me? 373 00:26:11,070 --> 00:26:13,686 Hey, going home this late? You're liable to bump into ghosts. 374 00:26:13,781 --> 00:26:14,941 Good lord! 375 00:26:15,074 --> 00:26:16,154 The situation we're in now, 376 00:26:16,200 --> 00:26:18,691 I'd rather bump into a ghost than see master! 377 00:26:39,932 --> 00:26:42,344 "Her gaze... 378 00:26:42,434 --> 00:26:44,891 “Like... stars shining in the sky. 379 00:26:45,020 --> 00:26:49,889 "Seeing you... my heart skips a beat. 380 00:26:50,025 --> 00:26:52,266 "Her gaze... 381 00:26:52,361 --> 00:26:54,977 “Like... stars shining in the sky. 382 00:26:55,072 --> 00:26:59,736 "Seeing you... my heart skips a beat. 383 00:27:03,413 --> 00:27:07,827 "The moon rises brightly, an ill wind blows through Willow alley. 384 00:27:08,252 --> 00:27:11,585 "It's the female ghost searching for a lover. 385 00:27:13,215 --> 00:27:17,709 "Who wants to love the mournful ghost bride? 386 00:27:18,220 --> 00:27:20,506 "Accompany the female ghost 387 00:27:20,639 --> 00:27:24,803 "on a dark night to secretly worship the moon. 388 00:27:27,688 --> 00:27:29,724 "Her gaze... 389 00:27:29,815 --> 00:27:32,227 “Like... stars shining in the sky. 390 00:27:32,359 --> 00:27:37,228 "Seeing you... my heart skips a beat. 391 00:27:37,322 --> 00:27:39,438 "Her gaze... 392 00:27:39,575 --> 00:27:41,987 “Like... stars shining in the sky. 393 00:27:42,077 --> 00:27:46,411 "Seeing you... my heart skips a beat. 394 00:27:47,541 --> 00:27:55,541 "Unwilling to look at the bright moon..." 395 00:29:29,893 --> 00:29:31,508 Sleeps like a dead pig. 396 00:29:31,603 --> 00:29:34,219 You're the perfect type of person to guard a mortuary. 397 00:29:43,865 --> 00:29:44,604 Drink tea. 398 00:29:44,700 --> 00:29:47,011 Ah wai, nothing to do today at the yamen? 399 00:29:47,035 --> 00:29:50,072 Oh, trivial matters I just hand over to my subordinates. 400 00:29:52,082 --> 00:29:54,368 Cousin ting-ting's all grown-up now. 401 00:29:54,459 --> 00:29:56,495 Ting-ting? She's not a child anymore. 402 00:29:56,712 --> 00:29:58,373 Then she should get married, eh? 403 00:29:58,463 --> 00:30:00,249 She should... 404 00:30:00,757 --> 00:30:03,544 So, I think... 405 00:30:03,635 --> 00:30:05,250 No tea? I'll pour for you. 406 00:30:05,345 --> 00:30:07,176 Master, uncle gau's here. 407 00:30:08,432 --> 00:30:09,512 - Please. - Master yam. 408 00:30:09,599 --> 00:30:11,555 Uncle gau, how's the coffin reburial going? 409 00:30:11,643 --> 00:30:13,599 It's finally coming along. 410 00:30:13,687 --> 00:30:14,747 Let's talk in my study then. 411 00:30:14,771 --> 00:30:15,851 Fine. 412 00:30:19,192 --> 00:30:21,148 You two better not mess around. 413 00:30:22,446 --> 00:30:23,856 Uncle-in-law, I still think... 414 00:30:23,947 --> 00:30:25,483 We'll talk in a minute. 415 00:30:28,869 --> 00:30:32,327 Miss yam, I'm sorry about last time. I misunderstood you. 416 00:30:32,706 --> 00:30:33,946 - Forget it. - Hey! 417 00:30:34,333 --> 00:30:36,790 You two hanging around? Want to steal something? 418 00:30:37,544 --> 00:30:40,081 Standing beside my cousin! You want to take advantage? 419 00:30:40,630 --> 00:30:41,790 Cousin. 420 00:30:42,299 --> 00:30:43,379 Cousin... 421 00:30:43,842 --> 00:30:47,005 Now, my cousin wants to scold you, but doesn't want to make a fuss. 422 00:30:47,554 --> 00:30:48,885 Right, cousin? 423 00:30:52,768 --> 00:30:54,724 Right, we were wrong. 424 00:30:54,811 --> 00:30:55,971 We shouldn't be in here. 425 00:30:56,063 --> 00:30:57,394 Let's go into the garden. 426 00:30:59,232 --> 00:31:02,190 White hair! A sign of premature ageing. 427 00:31:02,277 --> 00:31:04,563 - Is it yours? - No! How can it be mine? 428 00:31:04,654 --> 00:31:07,487 How could you have found this white hair on me? 429 00:31:12,829 --> 00:31:16,538 Cousin, what I said to uncle-in-law just now... you should understand. 430 00:31:16,625 --> 00:31:18,161 We've been friends since childhood. 431 00:31:18,251 --> 00:31:22,244 Even though you played in your home and I played in mine. 432 00:31:22,339 --> 00:31:24,705 This can be considered playing since childhood. 433 00:31:24,800 --> 00:31:28,713 But, we've been together for so long, yet I haven't even touched your hand. 434 00:31:28,804 --> 00:31:31,170 Not like those two boors outside. 435 00:31:34,476 --> 00:31:36,137 Hey, you swallow it. 436 00:31:36,269 --> 00:31:37,179 Me? 437 00:31:37,270 --> 00:31:39,477 Of course! You pulled out the hair. 438 00:31:39,564 --> 00:31:42,101 Now, once you swallow it, you'll be at one with him. 439 00:31:42,192 --> 00:31:44,228 Then we can bully him, ok? 440 00:31:53,787 --> 00:31:55,118 Got it? Oki 441 00:31:55,205 --> 00:31:56,786 try slapping yourself. 442 00:32:01,336 --> 00:32:03,372 Hey, if he hits himself, then what? 443 00:32:03,463 --> 00:32:05,983 Jeez! No way are people in this world stupid enough to beat themselves! 444 00:32:06,007 --> 00:32:07,417 Hit harder! 445 00:32:08,760 --> 00:32:10,125 You mustn't stop! 446 00:32:11,596 --> 00:32:12,802 What are you doing? 447 00:32:14,307 --> 00:32:15,638 Hey, why did you stop? 448 00:32:15,725 --> 00:32:16,931 It really hurts! 449 00:32:17,269 --> 00:32:18,554 I'll help you hit! 450 00:32:22,065 --> 00:32:24,181 Let go! Cousin! 451 00:32:26,194 --> 00:32:27,434 Cousin! 452 00:32:29,781 --> 00:32:31,396 I'm a boor, I deserve a beating! 453 00:32:33,785 --> 00:32:36,585 There really are people in this world stupid enough to beat themselves! 454 00:32:39,583 --> 00:32:41,289 I'm not playing... 455 00:32:41,585 --> 00:32:42,495 Not playing? 456 00:32:42,586 --> 00:32:43,666 Now we're playing him. 457 00:32:43,753 --> 00:32:45,334 How can we let him play us? 458 00:32:45,714 --> 00:32:47,375 We'll turn it back on him! 459 00:32:51,511 --> 00:32:53,502 - Undress. - How can I? 460 00:32:53,597 --> 00:32:55,929 What's there to fear? He's inside, and you're out here. 461 00:32:56,016 --> 00:32:57,160 Let ting-ting see him get naked. 462 00:32:57,184 --> 00:32:58,219 Right. 463 00:33:02,272 --> 00:33:03,352 Cousin! 464 00:33:22,167 --> 00:33:23,167 Dad! 465 00:33:25,504 --> 00:33:26,869 Naughty boy! 466 00:33:27,422 --> 00:33:28,787 Playing tricks again? 467 00:33:30,592 --> 00:33:31,672 Go back! 468 00:33:34,596 --> 00:33:39,431 Uncle-in-law, I just want to drink tea... 469 00:34:56,761 --> 00:34:58,752 There's been a murder at the yam residence! 470 00:35:00,599 --> 00:35:03,557 You can't come in here! 471 00:35:03,643 --> 00:35:06,055 Master yam died a cruel death. 472 00:35:10,400 --> 00:35:12,891 Cousin, even though uncle-in-law is dead, 473 00:35:13,028 --> 00:35:14,734 you can always count on me. 474 00:35:20,827 --> 00:35:22,818 Hey, don't recklessly touch him! 475 00:35:23,788 --> 00:35:24,788 Right. 476 00:35:25,081 --> 00:35:26,642 Hey, you two, hurry back to the mortuary, 477 00:35:26,666 --> 00:35:28,952 see if old master yam's corpse is still there. 478 00:35:32,255 --> 00:35:35,418 Brother wai, what weapon was used to kill master yam? 479 00:35:36,718 --> 00:35:38,424 He must have been shot dead. 480 00:35:38,887 --> 00:35:40,423 Every shot hit his neck? 481 00:35:42,223 --> 00:35:43,633 He must be a martial arts master. 482 00:35:43,725 --> 00:35:45,135 Throwing darts are very accurate. 483 00:35:45,226 --> 00:35:49,094 Throwing a... A nine-chain money dart. 484 00:35:49,189 --> 00:35:51,555 That's what killed master yam. 485 00:35:51,650 --> 00:35:52,935 Where are the darts? 486 00:35:53,401 --> 00:35:55,858 Hey! Don't obstruct my deductions, ok? 487 00:35:56,029 --> 00:35:58,270 You're so smart, you explain how he died. 488 00:35:58,365 --> 00:35:59,480 Go on! 489 00:35:59,574 --> 00:36:02,816 My theory is that he was stabbed to death by fingernails. 490 00:36:05,455 --> 00:36:07,286 Stabbed to death by fingernails? 491 00:36:07,374 --> 00:36:10,662 That means only very long fingernails could have done it, right? 492 00:36:11,461 --> 00:36:15,045 Dear village elders, does anyone have longer fingernails than him? 493 00:36:18,009 --> 00:36:19,169 Don't talk nonsense! 494 00:36:19,302 --> 00:36:21,418 I wouldn't wrongly accuse someone. 495 00:36:21,513 --> 00:36:23,674 Your fingernails are the longest in the entire village. 496 00:36:23,765 --> 00:36:25,471 So, you appear to be the prime suspect. 497 00:36:25,558 --> 00:36:26,558 - Men, come here! - Yes! 498 00:36:26,643 --> 00:36:28,349 - Lock him up! - Yes! 499 00:36:29,729 --> 00:36:31,970 Cousin, the suspect has been caught. 500 00:36:32,107 --> 00:36:34,473 Cousin will avenge his uncle-in-law. 501 00:36:34,609 --> 00:36:36,975 Cousin, you must investigate thoroughly. 502 00:36:37,070 --> 00:36:38,776 You mustn't frame someone. 503 00:36:38,863 --> 00:36:40,069 Got it... 504 00:36:40,573 --> 00:36:43,064 Come! Carry master yam's corpse back to the yamen. 505 00:36:43,159 --> 00:36:44,159 Yes! 506 00:36:45,453 --> 00:36:46,863 I'll make you face him all day. 507 00:36:46,955 --> 00:36:47,990 You'll confess for sure! 508 00:36:48,081 --> 00:36:49,571 - Take him away! - Yes! 509 00:36:49,833 --> 00:36:51,915 - Master, the coffin... - Split open! 510 00:36:52,001 --> 00:36:53,457 - The corpse... - Gone! 511 00:36:53,545 --> 00:36:54,814 - Master, you're...? - Master, you're...? 512 00:36:54,838 --> 00:36:55,748 Busted! 513 00:36:55,839 --> 00:36:56,954 You... 514 00:36:57,257 --> 00:36:58,417 Don't mess around. 515 00:36:58,925 --> 00:37:01,166 Captain, may I have a few words with them? 516 00:37:01,261 --> 00:37:02,671 Say your last words. 517 00:37:02,762 --> 00:37:04,468 Don't say I'm unsympathetic. 518 00:37:08,977 --> 00:37:10,387 Have you checked it out thoroughly? 519 00:37:10,478 --> 00:37:12,844 I even checked the other coffins... Nothing. 520 00:37:13,273 --> 00:37:14,625 Something seriously bad will happen tonight. 521 00:37:14,649 --> 00:37:15,559 I know. 522 00:37:15,650 --> 00:37:17,015 Master, you'll be in jail. 523 00:37:17,110 --> 00:37:18,110 Jail's a small matter. 524 00:37:18,194 --> 00:37:20,150 At any moment, two vampires will arise. 525 00:37:20,238 --> 00:37:21,148 Two? 526 00:37:21,239 --> 00:37:22,695 Master yam was killed by a vampire. 527 00:37:22,782 --> 00:37:23,801 Its poison entered his heart. 528 00:37:23,825 --> 00:37:25,361 So, he'll become a vampire, too. 529 00:37:26,035 --> 00:37:27,430 Father and son? Talk about a double threat! 530 00:37:27,454 --> 00:37:28,910 Hey, you done talking? 531 00:37:28,997 --> 00:37:29,907 Almost done. 532 00:37:29,998 --> 00:37:32,455 Chau sang, smuggle all my work tools into the yamen tonight. 533 00:37:32,542 --> 00:37:34,302 Man choi, you stay here to protect ting-ting. 534 00:37:34,335 --> 00:37:35,541 How do I protect her? 535 00:37:35,628 --> 00:37:36,939 If you meet a vampire, don't breathe. 536 00:37:36,963 --> 00:37:38,043 Then you'll be alright. 537 00:37:38,131 --> 00:37:39,337 Don't breathe? 538 00:37:39,549 --> 00:37:41,460 Master, what should I bring tonight? 539 00:37:41,926 --> 00:37:43,904 Chicken blood, ink line marker, string, paper talismans... bring them all. 540 00:37:43,928 --> 00:37:45,793 Hey... that's enough... 541 00:37:45,889 --> 00:37:47,241 Anything left to say, save it for your funeral. 542 00:37:47,265 --> 00:37:48,265 Move! 543 00:37:52,562 --> 00:37:54,143 Hey! Glutinous rice! 544 00:37:54,814 --> 00:37:56,350 Remember to bring glutinous rice. 545 00:37:56,775 --> 00:37:58,231 You can't come in, move away! 546 00:38:06,201 --> 00:38:08,783 Tonight, I'll avenge my uncle-in-law. 547 00:38:09,204 --> 00:38:10,740 Talk! Why did you kill my uncle-in-law? 548 00:38:10,830 --> 00:38:12,741 Why would I want to kill your uncle-in-law? 549 00:38:14,250 --> 00:38:16,206 So stubborn! 550 00:38:16,336 --> 00:38:17,646 Do you know what this character is? 551 00:38:17,670 --> 00:38:19,251 Hey... don't be reckless! 552 00:38:19,339 --> 00:38:20,875 Why can't I be reckless? 553 00:38:21,049 --> 00:38:24,541 I use this character 'bad' to brand bad guys like you. 554 00:38:24,677 --> 00:38:28,044 When the brand is put on the chest, it sticks to the flesh. 555 00:38:28,431 --> 00:38:32,174 Now, I use this character. The strokes are small and clear. 556 00:38:32,352 --> 00:38:35,594 But, it's just as painful. 557 00:38:35,688 --> 00:38:37,144 - Come on. - Yes! 558 00:38:46,699 --> 00:38:47,939 - Hold this. - Yes. 559 00:38:49,077 --> 00:38:50,658 This character is 'wicked'. 560 00:38:50,829 --> 00:38:53,992 If you don't want the character 'wicked' branded on your chest, 561 00:38:54,082 --> 00:38:55,618 just like this pigskin, 562 00:38:55,708 --> 00:38:58,791 then you'll have to confess before dawn. 563 00:38:58,878 --> 00:39:01,460 - If... - If you don't release me before dawn, 564 00:39:01,548 --> 00:39:03,379 you'll be responsible for the consequences. 565 00:39:04,509 --> 00:39:06,841 You dare answer back? How can this be? 566 00:39:06,928 --> 00:39:08,543 - Take him down. - Yes! 567 00:39:11,057 --> 00:39:14,345 Uncle-in-law, I'll take revenge for you. 568 00:39:15,144 --> 00:39:16,554 May you rest in peace. 569 00:39:32,662 --> 00:39:34,243 Make a confession by tomorrow. 570 00:40:08,489 --> 00:40:09,854 What are you standing there for? 571 00:40:10,283 --> 00:40:11,193 Nothing. 572 00:40:11,284 --> 00:40:13,616 I'm just waiting for you to pull your head back in. 573 00:40:13,703 --> 00:40:14,863 Why? 574 00:40:14,954 --> 00:40:16,140 I'm afraid you'll be embarrassed. 575 00:40:16,164 --> 00:40:17,164 Embarrassed, my ass! 576 00:40:17,206 --> 00:40:18,912 Quick, help me get my head back in. 577 00:40:21,169 --> 00:40:22,534 Don't push... 578 00:40:23,963 --> 00:40:25,453 Can you please just use your brain? 579 00:40:25,548 --> 00:40:26,412 Sure! 580 00:40:26,507 --> 00:40:29,590 Master, no matter what I do, don't blame me. 581 00:40:29,677 --> 00:40:31,542 Fine. Hurry up! 582 00:40:32,555 --> 00:40:34,675 What are you doing? Why did you pull down my trousers? 583 00:40:35,558 --> 00:40:37,344 There, it's back in now, isn't it? 584 00:40:37,769 --> 00:40:39,680 - Damn kid... - Hey, master! 585 00:40:39,771 --> 00:40:41,011 We had an agreement. 586 00:40:41,105 --> 00:40:43,391 You said, I wouldn't be blamed for anything I did. 587 00:40:43,483 --> 00:40:44,723 Did you bring everything? 588 00:40:44,817 --> 00:40:45,852 Yes. 589 00:40:49,447 --> 00:40:53,360 Chicken blood, ink, talismans, ink line marker. 590 00:40:53,952 --> 00:40:54,952 The glutinous rice? 591 00:40:54,994 --> 00:40:56,074 Yeah, it's here. 592 00:40:56,162 --> 00:40:57,197 It's still hot, master. 593 00:40:57,288 --> 00:40:59,279 - Eat while it's hot. - You cooked it? 594 00:40:59,499 --> 00:41:00,864 I wanted raw glutinous rice. 595 00:41:00,959 --> 00:41:03,951 I need it to sprinkle around, to block the vampire's breath! 596 00:41:04,212 --> 00:41:06,077 Then... what do we do now? 597 00:41:06,172 --> 00:41:07,787 Should I try feeding him? 598 00:41:09,384 --> 00:41:12,046 It's moving! Master, he's moving! 599 00:41:24,774 --> 00:41:26,560 Here, stick this talisman on his forehead. 600 00:41:26,776 --> 00:41:29,483 Master, he's gone. 601 00:41:30,405 --> 00:41:31,770 Go find him. 602 00:41:33,950 --> 00:41:35,156 Go! 603 00:41:36,744 --> 00:41:37,950 Hurry up! 604 00:42:51,736 --> 00:42:53,192 What's going on...? What's happening? 605 00:42:53,279 --> 00:42:54,769 - Go check it out! - Yes! 606 00:43:12,048 --> 00:43:14,209 What're you afraid of? It's my uncle-in-law. 607 00:43:14,342 --> 00:43:15,342 - He's on our side. - Yes! 608 00:43:15,384 --> 00:43:17,500 - Quick, make up the bed. - Yes! 609 00:43:18,221 --> 00:43:22,214 Uncle-in-law, fortunately your nephew here came just in time. 610 00:43:22,308 --> 00:43:24,299 Otherwise, I don't know how they'd torment you. 611 00:43:24,393 --> 00:43:25,883 Brother wai, it's all done. 612 00:43:25,978 --> 00:43:27,889 - Quickly, move him back into bed. - Yes. 613 00:43:38,699 --> 00:43:40,860 You two, go out now and keep the door closed. 614 00:43:41,119 --> 00:43:42,513 You're not to open the door no matter what, understand? 615 00:43:42,537 --> 00:43:43,617 Yes! 616 00:43:52,505 --> 00:43:56,339 Uncle-in-law... watch this. 617 00:43:56,425 --> 00:43:57,790 Don't tear off the talisman! 618 00:44:06,727 --> 00:44:07,933 Still hiding? 619 00:44:08,020 --> 00:44:09,931 Come out and be put behind bars. 620 00:44:11,858 --> 00:44:12,768 Look out, behind you! 621 00:44:12,859 --> 00:44:15,271 Behind me? Behind me is my uncle-in-law. 622 00:44:36,215 --> 00:44:38,095 - Uncle-in-law, he's... - He's become a vampire! 623 00:44:58,279 --> 00:44:59,394 Run! 624 00:45:14,295 --> 00:45:15,580 Get down! 625 00:45:30,478 --> 00:45:32,059 Open the door... 626 00:45:32,146 --> 00:45:33,682 We won't, no matter what! 627 00:45:33,940 --> 00:45:35,851 I'm your beloved captain, brother wai. 628 00:45:35,942 --> 00:45:38,433 Open the door... 629 00:45:38,527 --> 00:45:41,269 Open the door! Hurry, open the door! 630 00:45:41,489 --> 00:45:45,277 Open the door... hurry up... 631 00:45:54,126 --> 00:45:56,583 Help me... 632 00:45:59,882 --> 00:46:02,544 Uncle gau, help! 633 00:46:02,927 --> 00:46:04,383 Hurry, throw the keys over! 634 00:46:11,852 --> 00:46:13,012 Catch! 635 00:46:16,190 --> 00:46:17,555 Hurry up, help me! 636 00:46:31,789 --> 00:46:33,199 Nobody breathe! 637 00:47:28,804 --> 00:47:30,089 Stop chasing me! 638 00:47:33,059 --> 00:47:34,674 Master, I'll help you. 639 00:47:35,353 --> 00:47:37,039 Whatever you do, don't pull down my trousers, ok? 640 00:47:37,063 --> 00:47:39,349 Ok! There are many ways. 641 00:47:40,107 --> 00:47:41,972 Uncle gau, help! 642 00:47:46,864 --> 00:47:48,354 Good job! Open the gate! 643 00:47:48,991 --> 00:47:52,199 Uncle gau, hurry up and save me... 644 00:47:58,834 --> 00:48:00,040 Pull the ink line marker. 645 00:48:00,127 --> 00:48:04,461 Open the door... Hurry, open the door... 646 00:48:47,800 --> 00:48:49,256 It's nearly dawn. 647 00:48:49,343 --> 00:48:50,753 I don't think he'll come. 648 00:48:51,178 --> 00:48:52,588 You've been waiting all night. 649 00:48:52,680 --> 00:48:54,090 You should go back and sleep. 650 00:48:54,181 --> 00:48:55,216 No way. 651 00:48:55,307 --> 00:48:57,298 Who's going to protect you when I'm gone? 652 00:48:57,601 --> 00:48:59,592 But you don't have to hold that bamboo pole. 653 00:49:00,312 --> 00:49:01,802 Don't look down on this bamboo. 654 00:49:01,897 --> 00:49:03,512 I crafted it with great care. 655 00:49:03,607 --> 00:49:05,188 It's just that I'm not using it now. 656 00:49:05,526 --> 00:49:07,357 Wow, so pretty! 657 00:49:33,179 --> 00:49:35,010 No need to be afraid, I'll protect you. 658 00:49:58,829 --> 00:50:00,194 Don't breathe. 659 00:51:25,040 --> 00:51:26,280 I can't stand it! 660 00:51:38,429 --> 00:51:39,948 Quickly, get something to tie up your grandpa. 661 00:51:39,972 --> 00:51:41,087 Hurry... 662 00:51:42,433 --> 00:51:46,392 Ha! Not only can I talk now, I can even sing! 663 00:51:46,937 --> 00:51:51,977 "This trap... meant for me..." 664 00:51:57,865 --> 00:51:58,980 Run! 665 00:52:00,659 --> 00:52:01,899 Master... 666 00:52:14,882 --> 00:52:16,213 Man choi, help! 667 00:52:44,411 --> 00:52:45,491 Man choi. 668 00:53:15,359 --> 00:53:16,565 Jump down. 669 00:53:49,935 --> 00:53:53,678 Chase... 670 00:53:54,189 --> 00:53:55,679 Why aren't you chasing? 671 00:53:58,026 --> 00:54:00,267 What're you afraid of? Useless! 672 00:54:02,197 --> 00:54:04,904 Lucky he can run quick, or I would've shot him! 673 00:54:05,033 --> 00:54:07,194 - Hey, are any of you injured? - No... 674 00:54:07,286 --> 00:54:08,651 Master, man choi was injured. 675 00:54:08,746 --> 00:54:10,407 Will he become a vampire? 676 00:54:10,539 --> 00:54:11,824 It's possible. 677 00:54:12,332 --> 00:54:14,038 Quick, move away! Let me shoot him dead! 678 00:54:14,126 --> 00:54:15,241 I said it was possible. 679 00:54:15,335 --> 00:54:16,871 We can still save him. 680 00:54:16,962 --> 00:54:18,827 - How do you save him? - With what? 681 00:54:18,922 --> 00:54:19,922 With glutinous rice. 682 00:54:19,965 --> 00:54:21,693 Glutinous rice can eliminate the corpse's poison, 683 00:54:21,717 --> 00:54:23,582 and prevent vampirification. 684 00:54:23,886 --> 00:54:25,296 Glutinous rice? 685 00:54:31,226 --> 00:54:33,182 Ting-ting, you mustn't stay here. 686 00:54:33,270 --> 00:54:34,806 Move into my house temporarily. 687 00:54:35,147 --> 00:54:36,182 Great! 688 00:55:16,647 --> 00:55:17,807 So comfortable. 689 00:55:17,981 --> 00:55:20,893 You don't need to worry, I'll be alright when the poison is removed. 690 00:55:22,444 --> 00:55:24,025 I was never worried. 691 00:55:24,112 --> 00:55:26,103 Aren't you scared I'll become a vampire? 692 00:55:26,532 --> 00:55:28,818 Not scared, just afraid. 693 00:55:31,578 --> 00:55:32,488 Does your wound hurt? 694 00:55:32,579 --> 00:55:33,694 No pain. 695 00:55:33,789 --> 00:55:35,950 Of course, your flesh is hard as a rock. 696 00:55:36,041 --> 00:55:37,326 How could it hurt? 697 00:55:37,417 --> 00:55:39,123 Master, are you trying to scare me? 698 00:55:39,211 --> 00:55:40,417 Scare you? 699 00:55:42,005 --> 00:55:43,120 There, you see? 700 00:55:43,215 --> 00:55:44,830 No reaction at all. 701 00:55:44,925 --> 00:55:46,040 How could that be? 702 00:55:46,134 --> 00:55:49,092 Soon, the corpse's poison will spread through your body. 703 00:55:49,179 --> 00:55:52,216 Then, even if I chop you into pieces, you won't feel a thing. 704 00:55:52,307 --> 00:55:53,217 What should I do? 705 00:55:53,308 --> 00:55:54,343 Move. 706 00:55:54,434 --> 00:55:55,434 Move what? 707 00:55:55,519 --> 00:55:57,288 Move your arms and legs. Basically, keep moving. 708 00:55:57,312 --> 00:55:58,552 Don't stop. 709 00:55:58,647 --> 00:55:59,807 What happens if I stop? 710 00:55:59,898 --> 00:56:02,560 Stop, and your blood won't circulate, it'll congeal into clots. 711 00:56:02,651 --> 00:56:04,016 What happens if it clots? 712 00:56:04,111 --> 00:56:05,897 If it clots, it hardens. 713 00:56:05,988 --> 00:56:07,694 What happens if it hardens? 714 00:56:07,781 --> 00:56:10,272 Hard is stiff, stiff is hard. 715 00:56:10,367 --> 00:56:11,948 What happens if it stiffens? 716 00:56:12,035 --> 00:56:13,513 Once it stiffens, you become a vampire. 717 00:56:13,537 --> 00:56:15,243 After that, I wouldn't know what to do. 718 00:56:15,330 --> 00:56:16,615 So, what do I do now? 719 00:56:16,707 --> 00:56:18,017 What do you do? Still sitting there? 720 00:56:18,041 --> 00:56:19,702 Quick, get up and move! 721 00:56:32,514 --> 00:56:34,926 Go inside and sprinkle glutinous rice on the bed. 722 00:56:36,435 --> 00:56:40,098 Ting-ting, please cook glutinous rice congee for man choi to eat. 723 00:56:41,899 --> 00:56:44,002 No matter what, don't let smoke get into the glutinous rice. 724 00:56:44,026 --> 00:56:45,766 Otherwise, eating it will be useless. 725 00:56:50,782 --> 00:56:52,782 Master, that's all the glutinous rice we have left. 726 00:56:54,369 --> 00:56:56,280 Go and buy some, cook it when you're back. 727 00:56:58,206 --> 00:57:00,492 Take off your shoes and jump on the bed. 728 00:57:01,251 --> 00:57:03,062 I've heard of moaning in bed, but what's jumping on the bed? 729 00:57:03,086 --> 00:57:05,873 If the corpse's poison gets in your feet it'll spread very easily. 730 00:57:08,425 --> 00:57:10,290 Master, what use is glutinous rice? 731 00:57:10,469 --> 00:57:12,505 Glutinous rice is used to detoxify corpses. 732 00:57:13,263 --> 00:57:14,719 Master, it's stabbing my feet. 733 00:57:14,806 --> 00:57:16,296 If you don't like it, sweep it aside. 734 00:57:16,391 --> 00:57:17,722 I like it... 735 00:57:19,227 --> 00:57:20,842 Go buy glutinous rice, then come back. 736 00:57:20,938 --> 00:57:21,938 Is long-grain rice ok? 737 00:57:22,022 --> 00:57:25,105 Sure, if you think he's beyond saving, buy long-grain rice. 738 00:57:25,192 --> 00:57:26,227 Good! 739 00:57:26,777 --> 00:57:28,017 You bastard! 740 00:57:28,779 --> 00:57:30,735 Get down! You trying to hurt me? 741 00:57:30,822 --> 00:57:34,531 Get down... 742 00:57:39,706 --> 00:57:40,821 Jump! 743 00:57:43,377 --> 00:57:44,992 Glutinous rice 744 00:57:46,922 --> 00:57:48,913 hey... stupid boy! 745 00:57:49,007 --> 00:57:51,840 It's pouring all over... 746 00:57:51,927 --> 00:57:54,009 Your help does more harm than good. 747 00:57:54,262 --> 00:57:55,502 Pick it all up! 748 00:57:57,099 --> 00:57:59,385 Telling him to pick it up? You show me how. 749 00:57:59,518 --> 00:58:00,518 Sweep it. 750 00:58:00,602 --> 00:58:02,308 Quickly, get something to sweep it. 751 00:58:04,356 --> 00:58:05,266 I'm so clever. 752 00:58:05,357 --> 00:58:07,689 How could I have such a stupid son? 753 00:58:07,776 --> 00:58:09,516 What? You're blaming me? 754 00:58:09,778 --> 00:58:10,938 No. 755 00:58:11,029 --> 00:58:12,894 Your son hasn't stopped all day. 756 00:58:13,240 --> 00:58:14,240 That's weird. 757 00:58:14,282 --> 00:58:16,886 Why are the neighbouring villagers racing here to buy glutinous rice? 758 00:58:16,910 --> 00:58:18,525 I hear there are vampires over there. 759 00:58:18,620 --> 00:58:20,906 Some people say glutinous rice can cure vampires. 760 00:58:21,289 --> 00:58:23,325 I've heard of glutinous rice treating woodlice. 761 00:58:23,458 --> 00:58:24,868 Glutinous rice curing vampires? 762 00:58:24,960 --> 00:58:26,416 Can it really? 763 00:58:26,837 --> 00:58:28,373 I don't care if it's true or not. 764 00:58:28,463 --> 00:58:30,499 If we have good business, then we'll sell it! 765 00:58:31,258 --> 00:58:33,624 I'm afraid we don't have enough glutinous rice to sell. 766 00:58:34,553 --> 00:58:35,713 Why are you so stupid? 767 00:58:35,804 --> 00:58:37,573 If there isn't enough, mix in long-grain rice. 768 00:58:37,597 --> 00:58:39,713 Right! No one will know. 769 00:58:40,350 --> 00:58:41,760 Hey, we have business. 770 00:58:41,852 --> 00:58:42,967 Boss. 771 00:58:44,229 --> 00:58:45,594 Sir, what are you buying? 772 00:58:45,814 --> 00:58:48,001 Seriously? You're asking what I'm buying in a rice shop? 773 00:58:48,025 --> 00:58:49,231 Oh, there's plenty! 774 00:58:49,317 --> 00:58:51,649 We have rice sacks, rice vats, rice hoists, rice cups. 775 00:58:51,737 --> 00:58:53,318 We have containers for all rice. 776 00:58:53,405 --> 00:58:55,258 Rice flour, rice crackers, rice cakes, rice biscuits. 777 00:58:55,282 --> 00:58:56,634 We sell everything here people eat. 778 00:58:56,658 --> 00:58:58,523 Also, rice husks, rice dregs, burnt rice. 779 00:58:58,618 --> 00:59:00,654 We also sell to feed the pigs. 780 00:59:00,746 --> 00:59:03,488 Any type of rice there is, we have it here. 781 00:59:03,623 --> 00:59:05,488 As many as I have pimples. 782 00:59:07,502 --> 00:59:08,896 So, you sell "rice fields' here, too? 783 00:59:08,920 --> 00:59:12,162 Sure! Now, as boss, mine sells for three cents a catty. 784 00:59:12,257 --> 00:59:13,857 The assistant's is just one cent a catty. 785 00:59:13,925 --> 00:59:16,541 Because we eat differently, so too are our excretions different. 786 00:59:16,636 --> 00:59:18,217 In fact, the quality's about the same. 787 00:59:18,305 --> 00:59:19,407 It's best to use on vegetables. 788 00:59:19,431 --> 00:59:20,511 How much do you want? 789 00:59:20,599 --> 00:59:22,055 Not for me, I'm busy right now. 790 00:59:22,142 --> 00:59:23,911 Can you please hurry and get me fifty catties of glutinous rice. 791 00:59:23,935 --> 00:59:25,800 Sure! Bring a rice sack. 792 00:59:29,024 --> 00:59:30,389 Come... let me. 793 00:59:32,277 --> 00:59:33,687 Oh, yeah! Boss... 794 00:59:33,779 --> 00:59:35,485 It must be pure. Don't mix it. 795 00:59:35,572 --> 00:59:37,108 Sure... 796 00:59:37,949 --> 00:59:39,530 Ah sau, come here... 797 00:59:39,910 --> 00:59:42,401 Must be pure, got it? Fifty catties. 798 00:59:44,456 --> 00:59:46,868 Mix in thirty catties of long-grain rice. 799 00:59:46,958 --> 00:59:47,788 - Do it. - Boss! 800 00:59:47,876 --> 00:59:49,241 Coming... do it! 801 00:59:49,336 --> 00:59:51,397 Hey, what have you got that can curb my hunger for now? 802 00:59:51,421 --> 00:59:54,788 Curb hunger? Then... that's not right. 803 00:59:54,883 --> 00:59:56,714 Come on. Rice cracker? 804 00:59:56,885 --> 00:59:58,000 They're great! 805 01:00:04,684 --> 01:00:06,094 - Not bad. - Great, huh? 806 01:00:06,311 --> 01:00:07,471 Try a fried rice cake. 807 01:00:07,562 --> 01:00:09,302 You haven't tried the fried rice cakes. 808 01:00:10,732 --> 01:00:11,892 Aromatic? 809 01:00:18,240 --> 01:00:19,446 Tasty? 810 01:00:20,325 --> 01:00:21,906 Oh, yeah. How much, boss? 811 01:00:21,993 --> 01:00:23,199 Five bucks. 812 01:00:23,286 --> 01:00:25,151 - There. - Thanks! 813 01:00:25,247 --> 01:00:26,532 Dad, it's ready. 814 01:00:27,082 --> 01:00:28,322 Whoa, it's so heavy! 815 01:00:28,500 --> 01:00:29,500 We don't rig the scales. 816 01:00:29,584 --> 01:00:30,949 Don't you worry. 817 01:00:32,712 --> 01:00:33,997 Hey, that's a heavy sack. 818 01:00:34,131 --> 01:00:35,608 Rascal, did you mix in long-grain rice? 819 01:00:35,632 --> 01:00:37,623 Yeah, thirty catties. 820 01:00:38,051 --> 01:00:39,291 How much glutinous rice? 821 01:00:39,386 --> 01:00:40,796 You said fifty catties. 822 01:00:41,263 --> 01:00:42,423 Eighty catties? 823 01:00:42,806 --> 01:00:44,012 No, dad. 824 01:00:44,099 --> 01:00:46,340 I only gave him forty-five catties of glutinous rice. 825 01:00:46,434 --> 01:00:48,675 Now, forty-five catties of glutinous rice... 826 01:00:48,770 --> 01:00:50,210 Thirty catties of long-grain rice... 827 01:00:50,397 --> 01:00:53,059 Dad, your count is wrong. Correct should be seventy-five catties. 828 01:00:53,150 --> 01:00:54,731 Count my ass! 829 01:01:18,466 --> 01:01:21,458 First watch of the night. 830 01:01:21,553 --> 01:01:22,633 Uncle. 831 01:01:30,270 --> 01:01:33,262 Young lady, you almost scared me to death! 832 01:01:33,773 --> 01:01:34,979 Are you alright? 833 01:01:35,108 --> 01:01:37,440 Uncle, can you do me a favour? 834 01:01:37,527 --> 01:01:39,108 Help you with what favour? 835 01:01:39,237 --> 01:01:40,818 I'm extremely busy. 836 01:01:40,906 --> 01:01:42,316 It's very simple. 837 01:01:44,201 --> 01:01:45,407 Hurry up and molest me. 838 01:01:45,493 --> 01:01:47,779 What? Me molest you? 839 01:01:47,871 --> 01:01:50,328 Yes, hurry up. Molest me. 840 01:01:51,708 --> 01:01:53,448 You're a slut! 841 01:01:54,628 --> 01:01:56,619 I won't let you steal my integrity. 842 01:01:56,713 --> 01:01:57,919 Don't even dare! 843 01:02:08,892 --> 01:02:12,009 No... 844 01:02:13,230 --> 01:02:16,188 Molestation... 845 01:02:16,274 --> 01:02:18,265 Whoa! What kind of world is this? 846 01:02:20,820 --> 01:02:21,820 Hey! 847 01:02:25,408 --> 01:02:26,408 You! 848 01:02:26,534 --> 01:02:28,024 Miss... 849 01:02:31,289 --> 01:02:33,871 You've really got guts! In broad daylight... 850 01:02:34,000 --> 01:02:37,333 No, taking advantage of a respectable woman in public! 851 01:02:37,420 --> 01:02:38,420 It's her! 852 01:02:38,463 --> 01:02:39,794 Still trying to explain? 853 01:02:44,469 --> 01:02:46,505 Miss, are you alright? 854 01:02:47,180 --> 01:02:48,465 I'm really scared. 855 01:02:48,556 --> 01:02:49,466 That's very easy. 856 01:02:49,557 --> 01:02:51,513 Where do you live? I'll take you home. 857 01:02:52,519 --> 01:02:54,225 My home is right here. 858 01:02:54,938 --> 01:02:57,304 Wait for me a minute, I'll go back and get my things. 859 01:03:09,160 --> 01:03:10,696 Anyone in the house? Come out and help. 860 01:03:10,787 --> 01:03:12,368 One of your members is hurt. 861 01:03:12,539 --> 01:03:14,245 My family lives in the provincial capital. 862 01:03:14,332 --> 01:03:17,995 There's no one else in this house except you and me. 863 01:03:19,879 --> 01:03:21,415 Is this god's will? 864 01:03:21,506 --> 01:03:22,746 What did you say? 865 01:03:22,882 --> 01:03:24,122 Nothing... 866 01:03:25,427 --> 01:03:26,633 Be careful. 867 01:03:28,054 --> 01:03:29,214 Sit. 868 01:03:31,683 --> 01:03:33,469 I really don't know how to thank you. 869 01:03:33,560 --> 01:03:36,472 Well... think about it yourself. 870 01:03:36,563 --> 01:03:39,600 The means of gratitude between men and women, 871 01:03:40,108 --> 01:03:41,814 is usually one and the same. 872 01:03:41,901 --> 01:03:43,266 How's that? 873 01:03:44,070 --> 01:03:46,061 Here, let me make a hypothesis. 874 01:03:46,156 --> 01:03:47,942 If I hadn't been passing this place, 875 01:03:48,033 --> 01:03:49,694 I may not have rescued you in time. 876 01:03:49,784 --> 01:03:51,900 This kind of coincidence is known as fate. 877 01:03:52,120 --> 01:03:54,532 Also, if I weren't a righteous man, 878 01:03:54,622 --> 01:03:56,642 I wouldn't have disregarded my own safety to rescue you. 879 01:03:56,666 --> 01:03:58,622 This kind of behaviour is known as righteousness. 880 01:03:58,710 --> 01:04:01,326 Then, if I hadn't felt protective of you, 881 01:04:01,421 --> 01:04:04,504 I wouldn't have bothered bringing you back. 882 01:04:04,591 --> 01:04:06,707 Now, this kind of behaviour is known as affection. 883 01:04:06,801 --> 01:04:08,821 There's affection, righteousness, and, on top of that, fate. 884 01:04:08,845 --> 01:04:11,336 Ask yourself, how you should repay me? 885 01:04:11,431 --> 01:04:14,514 I think I should give you my heart. 886 01:04:17,187 --> 01:04:18,893 That's what most people would do. 887 01:04:19,481 --> 01:04:21,517 May I trouble you to wait a moment? 888 01:04:29,949 --> 01:04:31,439 That was too easy. 889 01:04:31,534 --> 01:04:33,304 In these situations, typically, there are only two possibilities. 890 01:04:33,328 --> 01:04:36,912 Either I'm dreaming... Or I just met a ghost. 891 01:04:41,669 --> 01:04:45,878 Miss, I was talking casually just now. 892 01:04:45,965 --> 01:04:47,830 It's not my nature to take advantage of you. 893 01:04:47,926 --> 01:04:49,712 I have to go do something tonight. 894 01:04:49,803 --> 01:04:52,510 If it's fate, I'm sure I'll meet you again tomorrow. 895 01:04:55,016 --> 01:04:57,678 If I stay here, it would have to be god's will. 896 01:05:03,691 --> 01:05:05,101 Is it really god's will? 897 01:05:05,402 --> 01:05:07,643 Whoa, how come it's so chilly? 898 01:05:07,737 --> 01:05:10,900 If you leave in a rainstorm like this, you're liable to catch cold. 899 01:05:11,449 --> 01:05:14,612 If you must leave, why not have a cup of wine before you go? 900 01:05:17,622 --> 01:05:20,159 May as well. A cup of wine won't kill me. 901 01:05:26,714 --> 01:05:27,954 Drink the wine. 902 01:05:28,466 --> 01:05:29,581 Thanks. 903 01:06:30,695 --> 01:06:33,778 Rain's stopped, time to go home... 904 01:06:56,304 --> 01:06:57,384 Man choi. 905 01:06:58,097 --> 01:07:00,258 Man choi! Wake up quickly! 906 01:07:00,517 --> 01:07:02,117 If uncle gau found out you were sleeping, 907 01:07:02,185 --> 01:07:03,971 he would beat you again. 908 01:07:12,695 --> 01:07:13,980 It can't be! 909 01:07:18,409 --> 01:07:19,740 I'm done for. 910 01:07:19,827 --> 01:07:21,533 I'm turning today for sure! 911 01:07:37,136 --> 01:07:39,252 Can't let him see this, or he'll kill me for sure. 912 01:07:39,347 --> 01:07:40,678 I must persevere. 913 01:07:41,391 --> 01:07:42,471 Even if I become a vampire, 914 01:07:42,517 --> 01:07:45,179 I want to live a long vampiric life. 915 01:07:49,023 --> 01:07:50,388 How can this be? 916 01:08:02,245 --> 01:08:03,325 Brother wai! 917 01:08:03,788 --> 01:08:05,574 - You're here so early. - Oh, no. 918 01:08:05,665 --> 01:08:08,665 The neighbourhood watch was concerned about man choi turning into a vampire. 919 01:08:08,710 --> 01:08:10,496 So, I came to have a look. 920 01:08:10,962 --> 01:08:12,202 Please have a look. 921 01:08:14,591 --> 01:08:18,004 - Man choi! - Coming! 922 01:08:29,814 --> 01:08:34,478 See... see for yourself if I've become a vampire. 923 01:08:42,035 --> 01:08:43,195 Hold this. 924 01:08:50,084 --> 01:08:51,369 I'm back! 925 01:08:58,885 --> 01:09:00,091 Where were you last night? 926 01:09:00,261 --> 01:09:01,376 You're only back now? 927 01:09:01,638 --> 01:09:04,095 No, I went to the neighbouring village. 928 01:09:06,726 --> 01:09:08,307 What did you do last night? 929 01:09:09,604 --> 01:09:12,095 Nothing. I arrived at the village yesterday. 930 01:09:12,190 --> 01:09:14,772 Suddenly there was lightning, Gale winds and heavy rain. 931 01:09:14,984 --> 01:09:16,211 I feared the glutinous rice would get wet, 932 01:09:16,235 --> 01:09:18,100 so hid in a house to shelter from the rain. 933 01:09:18,196 --> 01:09:19,956 Hey, I was patrolling the streets last night. 934 01:09:20,031 --> 01:09:21,692 There wasn't any rain. 935 01:09:22,283 --> 01:09:24,345 I can back him up. It didn't rain a single drop last night. 936 01:09:24,369 --> 01:09:26,985 Brother, you're only back now? Want me to starve to death? 937 01:09:27,080 --> 01:09:28,286 Don't stop! 938 01:09:30,875 --> 01:09:32,957 Who were you hiding in the house with? 939 01:09:33,044 --> 01:09:34,659 Uncle gau, what's going on now? 940 01:09:34,754 --> 01:09:36,273 Don't say man choi's now beyond saving? 941 01:09:36,297 --> 01:09:38,379 No, what's wrong that you had to come see me? 942 01:09:38,466 --> 01:09:41,003 Oh, nothing! I want us to go catch the vampire together. 943 01:09:41,260 --> 01:09:43,030 The vampire's already been stung by the line marker. 944 01:09:43,054 --> 01:09:44,073 Its hands and feet can't move. 945 01:09:44,097 --> 01:09:45,758 Now's the time to catch it. 946 01:09:45,890 --> 01:09:47,250 Where's a good place to catch him? 947 01:09:47,308 --> 01:09:49,299 Somewhere dark and wet. 948 01:09:49,936 --> 01:09:52,769 - Let's go now, then! - I can't, I have to watch over them. 949 01:09:53,481 --> 01:09:54,481 Them? 950 01:09:55,274 --> 01:09:57,390 No! You must go now. 951 01:09:57,485 --> 01:09:59,692 When it gets dark, he'll be fiercer than you. 952 01:10:00,697 --> 01:10:02,187 Hey, are you afraid? 953 01:10:02,281 --> 01:10:04,818 - Afraid of what? Let's go! - Yes! 954 01:10:06,619 --> 01:10:07,984 - Let's go! - Yes! 955 01:10:21,008 --> 01:10:23,795 Brother wai, there's hardly anyone here to begin with. 956 01:10:23,886 --> 01:10:26,343 Besides, in this weather... Only ghosts would stick around. 957 01:10:26,431 --> 01:10:28,843 That's right, we came here especially to catch a ghost. 958 01:10:28,933 --> 01:10:30,298 Disperse and look around. 959 01:10:37,233 --> 01:10:38,848 Brother wai, there's a cave here. 960 01:10:38,943 --> 01:10:40,399 Huh? Really? 961 01:10:46,993 --> 01:10:48,073 Hey... 962 01:10:48,536 --> 01:10:49,555 You two, go inside and take a look. 963 01:10:49,579 --> 01:10:51,181 Us? If there's a vampire, we'll be so screwed! 964 01:10:51,205 --> 01:10:53,617 What're you afraid of? I'm right behind youl! 965 01:11:57,605 --> 01:12:00,187 Uncle gau, what kind of ghost did he meet? 966 01:12:00,358 --> 01:12:01,973 I think he met a female ghost. 967 01:12:02,235 --> 01:12:03,441 Will he be alright? 968 01:12:03,653 --> 01:12:04,938 He'll be alright. 969 01:12:05,279 --> 01:12:07,144 Much better off than man choi. 970 01:12:07,365 --> 01:12:10,323 Wow! So many love bites. She must've been one horny ghost. 971 01:12:15,289 --> 01:12:16,449 It's dark already. 972 01:12:16,874 --> 01:12:18,114 How long have I been sleeping? 973 01:12:18,209 --> 01:12:19,619 All day. 974 01:12:20,294 --> 01:12:22,376 Damn! I haven't been back to the store all day. 975 01:12:22,463 --> 01:12:24,044 Auntie's going to kill me for sure! 976 01:12:24,882 --> 01:12:26,713 You still remember your aunt? 977 01:12:27,009 --> 01:12:29,421 Master, what else can I do to help? 978 01:12:30,179 --> 01:12:32,979 If you don't give me anymore trouble, I'll chuckle to myself in secret. 979 01:12:34,141 --> 01:12:35,927 Hey! Are you alright? 980 01:12:36,811 --> 01:12:38,347 I'm fine... 981 01:12:40,022 --> 01:12:41,933 Master, I'm going now. 982 01:12:42,525 --> 01:12:44,516 Fine. Go back early, then! 983 01:12:49,198 --> 01:12:50,813 Ting-ting, watch man choi for me. 984 01:12:50,908 --> 01:12:52,444 I'm going out a while, be back soon. 985 01:13:29,030 --> 01:13:30,110 Siu yuk! 986 01:13:30,448 --> 01:13:32,154 Don't come near! 987 01:13:32,366 --> 01:13:33,947 What's painted on your body? 988 01:13:38,456 --> 01:13:39,821 Master must have painted it. 989 01:13:39,916 --> 01:13:41,226 He's always afraid I'll meet a ghost. 990 01:13:41,250 --> 01:13:42,990 I don't like it. Wipe it off. 991 01:13:45,713 --> 01:13:47,453 Don't wipe it off, stupid boy! 992 01:13:51,928 --> 01:13:54,010 Siu yuk... 993 01:13:57,266 --> 01:13:58,927 Let me see what you really look like. 994 01:14:02,897 --> 01:14:04,433 Let me soothe it for you. 995 01:15:42,705 --> 01:15:44,286 Brother sang, save me! 996 01:16:06,729 --> 01:16:07,729 Bullying my girlfriend? 997 01:16:07,813 --> 01:16:09,144 Brother sang! 998 01:16:09,482 --> 01:16:10,842 Don't worry, I'll untie it for you. 999 01:16:10,900 --> 01:16:12,982 Hey, are you crazy? Don't recklessly untie it! 1000 01:16:29,460 --> 01:16:30,700 Trying to bribe me with money? 1001 01:16:30,795 --> 01:16:31,875 It's not that easy! 1002 01:16:46,477 --> 01:16:47,887 Stupid boy... 1003 01:17:37,945 --> 01:17:39,185 What the hell happened? 1004 01:17:39,697 --> 01:17:40,732 Was I dreaming? 1005 01:17:40,865 --> 01:17:41,945 Dreaming? 1006 01:17:42,032 --> 01:17:43,943 You were enchanted by a ghost, stupid boy! 1007 01:17:44,034 --> 01:17:46,741 Good lord, I'd already thought of that. 1008 01:17:46,996 --> 01:17:48,031 Lucky you found out late. 1009 01:17:48,122 --> 01:17:50,613 Late? If I hadn't rescued you in time, 1010 01:17:50,708 --> 01:17:52,915 you'd be dead from sexual exhaustion. Talk about late! 1011 01:17:53,043 --> 01:17:54,908 Master, it's because you found out late, 1012 01:17:55,004 --> 01:17:56,164 I could get lucky with her. 1013 01:17:56,255 --> 01:17:57,774 Had you found out earlier she was a ghost, 1014 01:17:57,798 --> 01:18:00,039 I wouldn't have had a dreamy romantic night. 1015 01:18:02,761 --> 01:18:05,298 Stupid boy! You have sex on the brain! 1016 01:18:09,101 --> 01:18:10,341 Look at the two of youl! 1017 01:18:10,436 --> 01:18:13,036 One's poisoned by a corpse, and the other's obsessed with a ghost. 1018 01:18:13,063 --> 01:18:15,429 It's my bad luck to have apprentices like you. 1019 01:18:18,110 --> 01:18:21,022 Master, my poison's expulsion is almost complete. 1020 01:18:21,238 --> 01:18:23,945 My bewitchment is almost complete. 1021 01:18:24,700 --> 01:18:25,815 Look at you! 1022 01:18:25,910 --> 01:18:27,053 Babbling without rhyme or reason. 1023 01:18:27,077 --> 01:18:28,988 Your bewitchment really is almost complete. 1024 01:18:29,079 --> 01:18:30,239 So, what now? 1025 01:18:31,874 --> 01:18:32,954 Alright. 1026 01:18:33,667 --> 01:18:35,908 When that ghost comes tonight, 1027 01:18:36,003 --> 01:18:37,459 I'll exorcise it! 1028 01:18:51,310 --> 01:18:52,800 Uncle gau, drink tea. 1029 01:18:52,895 --> 01:18:53,895 Thanks. 1030 01:18:54,146 --> 01:18:55,415 Better take refuge in your room. 1031 01:18:55,439 --> 01:18:57,100 Stay there, no matter what you hear. 1032 01:19:17,503 --> 01:19:19,209 Hey, you sleeping? 1033 01:19:19,463 --> 01:19:20,578 Why can't I sleep? 1034 01:19:20,673 --> 01:19:22,709 It's you who's possessed, not me. 1035 01:19:22,800 --> 01:19:24,290 So, you're ignoring me? 1036 01:19:24,426 --> 01:19:26,154 If I was ignoring you, I'd be asleep in my room. 1037 01:19:26,178 --> 01:19:27,884 What more do you want from me? 1038 01:19:34,561 --> 01:19:36,472 What's wrong? Have you got cold shivers? 1039 01:19:37,064 --> 01:19:38,224 No... 1040 01:19:39,316 --> 01:19:46,904 Brother sang... 1041 01:20:34,204 --> 01:20:35,204 Brother sang! 1042 01:20:36,999 --> 01:20:38,830 Hey, untie me. 1043 01:20:41,545 --> 01:20:42,705 Brother sang! 1044 01:20:42,796 --> 01:20:43,796 Hey! 1045 01:20:48,552 --> 01:20:50,508 Brother sang, save me! 1046 01:20:54,933 --> 01:20:57,219 Hey! What are you doing? 1047 01:21:04,443 --> 01:21:07,105 Hey! Man choi, no! 1048 01:21:18,248 --> 01:21:19,863 Man choi, no! 1049 01:21:26,423 --> 01:21:28,755 Master, help me... 1050 01:21:28,842 --> 01:21:30,423 I am helping youl! 1051 01:21:57,913 --> 01:22:00,905 Master! Hurry and let me out, or I'm dead! 1052 01:22:00,999 --> 01:22:02,205 You be quiet! 1053 01:22:02,376 --> 01:22:05,709 Calm down, be patient, and everything will be fine. 1054 01:22:23,272 --> 01:22:25,058 Never fear, master's here! 1055 01:22:31,488 --> 01:22:32,898 Look out! Behind youl! 1056 01:22:47,129 --> 01:22:48,960 - Get back! - Brother sang! 1057 01:22:53,218 --> 01:22:57,678 Brother sang... 1058 01:23:01,935 --> 01:23:03,175 Don't look at her. 1059 01:23:08,901 --> 01:23:09,901 Let's go! 1060 01:23:16,033 --> 01:23:17,113 Stay there! 1061 01:23:22,915 --> 01:23:23,915 Siu yuk! 1062 01:23:24,666 --> 01:23:25,746 Master, don't! 1063 01:23:25,876 --> 01:23:27,787 After all, she saved me once. 1064 01:23:28,003 --> 01:23:31,245 If master exorcises her, she'll never be reincarnated. 1065 01:23:36,178 --> 01:23:38,072 Don't you realise that humans and ghosts can't be together? 1066 01:23:38,096 --> 01:23:40,633 Keep pestering him like this, you'll only end up killing him. 1067 01:23:42,059 --> 01:23:44,425 Master, let her go. 1068 01:23:45,020 --> 01:23:47,432 If I let her go, then she won't let you go! 1069 01:23:52,402 --> 01:23:54,017 Take care of her yourself. 1070 01:24:15,133 --> 01:24:16,464 There's another one! 1071 01:24:22,724 --> 01:24:25,404 After eating all that glutinous rice, how come he's still like this? 1072 01:24:28,855 --> 01:24:29,935 Good lord! 1073 01:24:30,190 --> 01:24:31,190 No wonder. 1074 01:24:31,275 --> 01:24:32,710 Glutinous rice mixed with long-grain rice. 1075 01:24:32,734 --> 01:24:34,270 How can he recover? 1076 01:24:58,677 --> 01:25:00,759 "How to cure vampires" 1077 01:25:08,186 --> 01:25:09,426 Be patient. 1078 01:25:12,482 --> 01:25:13,938 Almost there, nearly done. 1079 01:25:15,694 --> 01:25:16,694 Done! 1080 01:25:16,737 --> 01:25:18,022 How do you feel? 1081 01:25:18,655 --> 01:25:21,021 I'm fine. I've fully recovered. 1082 01:25:21,116 --> 01:25:22,947 - Really? - Yes. 1083 01:25:28,206 --> 01:25:29,559 Good! If you feel pain, you're fine. 1084 01:25:29,583 --> 01:25:30,698 Uncle Gaul! 1085 01:25:33,003 --> 01:25:35,085 Uncle gau, that vampire's in the village again. 1086 01:25:35,172 --> 01:25:36,172 Oh? Wait a moment. 1087 01:25:36,214 --> 01:25:37,545 Seal all the doors and windows. 1088 01:25:37,633 --> 01:25:39,874 Sprinkle glutinous rice on the floor. 1089 01:25:41,094 --> 01:25:43,494 Remember, you mustn't leave this house, not even half a step. 1090 01:25:43,555 --> 01:25:44,761 Get up and help, then! 1091 01:25:57,819 --> 01:25:58,934 That vampire did it again. 1092 01:25:59,029 --> 01:26:00,189 What should we do, uncle gau? 1093 01:26:00,364 --> 01:26:01,466 Take him back to the yamen first. 1094 01:26:01,490 --> 01:26:02,400 Whoa, no way! 1095 01:26:02,491 --> 01:26:04,732 After last time, I'm already scared! 1096 01:26:05,327 --> 01:26:07,739 If you have no objection, burn him on a lychee wood pyre. 1097 01:26:07,829 --> 01:26:09,694 Fine. Men, carry him out and burn him! 1098 01:26:09,790 --> 01:26:11,030 Yes! 1099 01:26:18,882 --> 01:26:19,962 Uncle gau, it's ready! 1100 01:26:20,050 --> 01:26:21,050 Light the fire. 1101 01:26:21,093 --> 01:26:23,630 Light the fire... 1102 01:26:45,659 --> 01:26:46,659 Hey. 1103 01:26:57,087 --> 01:26:58,873 Open the door... 1104 01:26:59,840 --> 01:27:01,125 Why did you close the door? 1105 01:27:01,216 --> 01:27:03,194 Huh? I was looking to see if the door was strong enough. 1106 01:27:03,218 --> 01:27:04,128 What are you afraid of? 1107 01:27:04,219 --> 01:27:05,363 I'd be lying if I wasn't afraid! 1108 01:27:05,387 --> 01:27:06,547 Hey, don't be such a coward. 1109 01:27:06,638 --> 01:27:08,128 See? We're all sealed up. 1110 01:27:08,223 --> 01:27:11,386 A fly couldn't even get in, never mind a vampire! 1111 01:27:18,775 --> 01:27:19,775 Master's back. 1112 01:27:19,818 --> 01:27:21,183 Hey, open the door, then. 1113 01:27:31,621 --> 01:27:32,986 Quick, come back inside! 1114 01:27:33,623 --> 01:27:34,954 Close the door... 1115 01:27:39,337 --> 01:27:40,452 Give it to me. 1116 01:27:50,307 --> 01:27:51,547 Go. I have to go. 1117 01:27:51,641 --> 01:27:53,006 Hey, are you crazy? 1118 01:27:53,477 --> 01:27:55,183 What happens if master can't get in? 1119 01:28:10,535 --> 01:28:12,696 Open the door... 1120 01:28:12,788 --> 01:28:13,698 - Master's back! - Master's back! 1121 01:28:13,789 --> 01:28:15,074 Open the door... 1122 01:28:15,916 --> 01:28:17,406 - Master, he's here... - I know. 1123 01:28:21,129 --> 01:28:22,369 Bring the work tools out. 1124 01:28:23,089 --> 01:28:25,080 Close the door. Look after ting-ting. 1125 01:28:26,635 --> 01:28:27,966 Close the door! 1126 01:29:00,085 --> 01:29:02,076 Come on, block the door. 1127 01:29:05,090 --> 01:29:07,046 Hey, is it safe in here? 1128 01:29:07,133 --> 01:29:08,873 Hey, can't you see it's all sealed up? 1129 01:29:08,969 --> 01:29:11,676 Whoa! No wonder it's so hot. I can't even breathe. 1130 01:29:11,763 --> 01:29:13,219 Don't fret, there's a skylight. 1131 01:29:13,306 --> 01:29:15,547 - Oh, that's better. - Skylight? 1132 01:29:17,227 --> 01:29:18,808 Huh? Oh, shit! 1133 01:29:25,151 --> 01:29:26,812 Come on, I'll lift you up. 1134 01:29:27,612 --> 01:29:28,852 Get up... 1135 01:29:31,491 --> 01:29:33,344 Strange, I definitely remember the skylight being closed. 1136 01:29:33,368 --> 01:29:35,074 How can it be open? 1137 01:29:35,620 --> 01:29:36,735 You can't be serious? 1138 01:29:36,830 --> 01:29:38,320 Don't scare me! 1139 01:29:38,415 --> 01:29:39,905 Look closer. 1140 01:29:54,306 --> 01:29:55,306 Man choi! 1141 01:29:57,309 --> 01:29:58,309 Man choi! 1142 01:29:58,727 --> 01:29:59,933 Man choi, are you alright? 1143 01:30:00,020 --> 01:30:01,020 Man choi! 1144 01:30:12,866 --> 01:30:15,573 - Open the door! - Open the door! 1145 01:30:19,164 --> 01:30:20,324 What are you doing? 1146 01:30:27,005 --> 01:30:28,085 This way. 1147 01:31:01,623 --> 01:31:03,614 Big brother, eat the chicken... 1148 01:31:03,708 --> 01:31:04,993 Delicious. 1149 01:31:08,296 --> 01:31:11,288 Uncle gau, help me... 1150 01:31:53,800 --> 01:31:54,960 Master! 1151 01:31:58,930 --> 01:32:00,670 Master, he can see. 1152 01:32:00,807 --> 01:32:02,138 Attack his eyes! 1153 01:32:43,683 --> 01:32:44,889 You go! 1154 01:32:46,019 --> 01:32:47,179 Go now! 1155 01:32:54,569 --> 01:32:56,309 Man choi, let's go! 1156 01:33:04,204 --> 01:33:05,389 It's alright! What's going on? 1157 01:33:05,413 --> 01:33:06,698 Vampire! 1158 01:33:10,251 --> 01:33:11,491 The real deal! 1159 01:33:15,298 --> 01:33:17,004 Gang of brothers, lend a helping hand. 1160 01:33:19,469 --> 01:33:20,549 Forward! 1161 01:33:40,657 --> 01:33:42,193 Rise up! 1162 01:34:18,027 --> 01:34:20,027 Help suck out the vampire's breath with your mouth! 1163 01:34:20,405 --> 01:34:21,611 Quickly! 1164 01:34:38,464 --> 01:34:39,544 Suck! 1165 01:34:43,428 --> 01:34:44,588 Let me. 1166 01:36:24,612 --> 01:36:25,612 Oh, shit! 1167 01:36:25,697 --> 01:36:26,857 My clients! 1168 01:36:27,824 --> 01:36:29,280 Oh, no... 1169 01:36:32,578 --> 01:36:40,578 Starring: Ricky hui, moon Lee, chin siu-ho, lam ching-ying, pauline wong, Billy la... 1170 01:36:41,087 --> 01:36:49,087 Guest stars: Anthony chan, wu ma. Co-starring: Wong ha, yuen wah. 1171 01:37:47,820 --> 01:37:49,811 Mr vampire